whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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