super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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