when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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