girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
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Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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