question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
