Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
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Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
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My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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