found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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