Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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