just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
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No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
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Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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