it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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