Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Randomize