Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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