if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
we made out on top of his cat.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
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the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
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Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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