I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
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Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
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For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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