Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
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only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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