My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
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he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
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Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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