HIV tests are more positive than that guy
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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