My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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