I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
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I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
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I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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