I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
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Mom said you looked used
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
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Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
There are leaves in my underwear?
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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