Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
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This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
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what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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