oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
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