Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
