he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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