so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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