Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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