so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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