There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
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NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
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I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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