your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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