Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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