Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
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I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
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Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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