He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
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He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
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I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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