he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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