And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
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She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
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some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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