if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
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