i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
