Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
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Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
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You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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