My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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