You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize
