Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Randomize