He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
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The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
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The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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