you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
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It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I just want nice things and good sex
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement