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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  We tried having a conversation with our noses.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them

  (718): View more from New York

  pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed

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• (631): View more from New York

  Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.

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• (707): View more from California

  frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?

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• (407): View more from Florida

  For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.

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• (925): View more from California

  You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid

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