come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
We need to rekindle our bromance
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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