I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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