Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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