Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
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