Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
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If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
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I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.