I just threw up on my dentist
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
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do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
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We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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