super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Randomize