i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I have fence marks all over my body
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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