wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
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The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
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is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
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