i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
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it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
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Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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