super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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