margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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