HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
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We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
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she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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