She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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