never play flip cup with pint glasses
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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