i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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