you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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